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J and T vs. El KabongJaxar and Travix vs. El Kabong
This begins near the end of Chapter of Dardarax's "Dark Legacy"
[Jaxar was in the process of disintegrating the dead panther corpse that Travix had drained of hemoglobin when suddenly ]
MORONIC VOICE: (Western accent) Now hooollld it thar, you scoundrils!
[Suddenly, both of the startled villains then glancing around in different directions for the origin of the moronic voice.]
JAXAR: Hey, who dares say that?
[Suddenly, two figures stepped out of the shadows: the famous Hanna-Barbera cartoon duo Quick Draw McGraw (dressed in his El Kabong disguise) and his sidekick Baba Looey. The taller of the bunch, Quick Draw, was holding his mighty "kabonger," equipped for combat.]
QUICK DRAW MCGRAW (EL KABONG): It is IEl Kabong!
BABA LOOEY: Along with his trusty deputy, Baba Looey!
QUICK DRAW MCGRAW (EL KABONG): And I'm here to take you in!
[After a few seconds of silence, both villains attempted to hold their breath to stifle giggles, whi
TLoS: VfUtS, Ch. 2, Part 3[Meanwhile, deep below in the darkness of a cavernous chamber stood Lloyd, Benny, Kenny, who stood trembling frightfully within spot in the middle illuminated by torches. Before them at the end of the chamber stood the tremendous figure of the Drat Leader, Caligula, whose evil yellow eyes glared heinously back at them.]
CALIGULA: Tell me, Lloyd, why was it that you and your comrades failed today's mission?
LLOYD: N-n-now listen, boss--
CALIGULA: And why is it that Kesey didn't return with the purple dragon's pet dragonfly?!
LLOYD: Boss, please listen! We may not have gotten the bug but we've obtained some vital information to make it up to ya.
CALIGULA: (more fiercely) Then tell me what it is before I decide to rip all three of your puny heads! And make haste with it!!!
[Lloyd, Benny, and Kenny cowered severely for a moment when Caligula spoke. Lloyd then cleared his throat.]
LLOYD: We-we found out about this crab who also perso
TLoS, VfUtS: Ch 2. Part 2[Seventeen minutes have passed since Sebastian landed on the window sill he's currently positioned on. Throughout that time, he paced back and forth rather impatiently.]
SEBASTIAN: (mentally) Where are she? I don't recall it taking dis long to capture a kidnapper. I hope Spawcks is okee. (sighs) It seems that I'm always getting' meself in trouble all the time, mawn, even if it's somewhere away from my home. What if what if they nevah find can me? What if--(aloud) AAHH!
[He was interrupted when the window door flung open, sending Sebastian hurling downward. After tumbling in the air for a few seconds, Sebastian landed in something that smelled odious and wretched. What he landed in was a garbage can half-way filled with rotten food scraps and other things not worth mentioning in this story. Sebastian then suddenly heard three voices speaking with each other.]
VOICE #1: What was tha
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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